For example: on our way home from the beach (a walk I have previously called "the walk of trash"), Elliott found two large black something-or-others that float. Now how in the heck did that stuff get there? So Elliott decided it'd be cool to do a "Tom Sawyer" and float his way back home. And then so does Micah. And then Jaydn.
Problem is, it took forever for them to move thirty feet, and we had to constantly keep an eye on them just in case someone tipped over. So we all just took the garbage walk instead. But it did kind of unaffectionately remind me of 9th grade English class, I guess.