Another Crazy Samoan Sign

This is a sign that I saw on the way back from Vatia. What I want to know is how the rental business is interconnected with the funeral and escort service businesses. Are their funerals exclusively for the people who rent their properties? The same question applies for the escort service. Or is it that people can rent caskets?

My next question is, in this highly-concentrated Christian society, where immorality is shunned and church attendance is high, would there actually be an escort service!? And if it's not what it normally means, then what kind of "escorting" do the Skyview people actually do?

Anyways, it sure sounds like the Skyview people have their hands full. Kind of a "jack of all trades; master of none" scenario if you ask me.