Halloween Themes

1. Cereal Killer (my costume - mini-cereal boxes with plastic knives cut through them, taped all over my clothes);

2. Darth Vader (Jaydn; well, Darth Vader with a big orange Jack-o-Lantern to put his candy in);

3. Hot chick (Jessi; no costume, just her normal self);

4. Obi Wan Kenobi (Jaydn's friend and sidekick trick-or-treater);

5. About 50 cars (the size of our hugely ridiculous ward trunk-or-treat);

6. A ghost (our car's very original costume);

7. Darth and Obi walkin' the beats (get this - Obi Wan trains Darth, Darth gets mad, rebels against Obi Wan, Obi Wan cuts off Darth's legs and arms and leaves him for dead, Darth gets really mad, puts on a ghetto new outfit, Obi Wan fights Darth again as an old dude, Darth KILLS Obi Wan, Obi Wan directs Darth's overthrow from the grave, and then DARTH AND OBI WAN GO TRICK OR TREATING TOGETHER!!! What is this world coming to?);

8. Fistfuls (our ridiculous neighbors' method of handing out candy to Jaydn);

9. "Dad, I've only had nine." (response when I tell Jaydn not to eat too much candy);

10. Tomorrow (Jaydn's birthday party).

Life is so hard as a kid!