King Size

You all knew this post was coming. After one year of sleeping on hard, moldy mattresses and 1 1/2 months of sleeping on futons at the in-law's, I decided I'd had enough. Enough already! I'm setting up our king size Serta bed, and I'm sleeping on it! Tonight's the night! I can't believe I'm going to sleep on this beauty on a Thursday night--I mean, I have work tomorrow. Do you think I'll be able to wake up on time? And to think--I can actually sleep ... in a bed ... and not bang shoulders or knees or legs or arms or whatever other body part with my beautiful wife? (Not that I'm totally bothered by that, mind you.)

Lookout everyone--I'm going in tonight, and I may not be coming back!